jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

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verticulars:

if you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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xmptyspace:

if you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who think sleeping with sirens is heavy

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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Dylan Sprayberry being extremely cute at SDCC 2014

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lesbe-h0nest:

Les’be Honest, seeing this in your country would makes you proud.

lesbe-h0nest:

Les’be Honest, seeing this in your country would makes you proud.

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shouldnt:

that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

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